Ellie, that post about the "swagged out grandpa" had me lose a lot of respect for you. In no way is he "swaggy"... you know this. You took that picture to make fun of him being overweight. Had he been a slim/average-sized man with no portruding belly, no way in hell would you have posted that post or even bothered to take out your camera and snap a photo and call him "swaggy". Not to be all "high and mighty" but i'm 17 and would know better than that. I just had to tell you that. Good day.
He’s standing in a swagged out stance so yes, he is a swagged out grandpa. The photo had NOTHING to do with his weight, I snapped the photo because of his stance. If I wanted to make fun of his belly I would’ve said, look at his swagged out belly.
Don’t worry honey child, I don’t have a thing for making fun of senior citizens or have any reason to post a photo of a grandpa so people can laugh at him.
This is such a hilarious but old story. I don’t know why I never heard of it but I was hanging out with my friend last night and he told me about this and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Could Nicolas Cage be a vampire? A Civil War era photo that bears an eerie resemblance to Cage has sparked rumors that the actor is a real-life vampire. Cage has starred in “Vampire’s Kiss” and played a demonic role in “Ghost Rider.” For most, his connection to the bloodsucking species ends there. Not so for Jack Mord, an antiques dealer who got the rumor mill cooking when he posted a photograph for sale on eBay of a man he says is from Bristol, Tenn., around 1870, and he says can be no one else but Cage. Mord believes Cage is a vampire who reinvents himself every 75 years or so. “Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” he wrote in the post, which has since been removed. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.” Mord claims that the supposedly 47-year-old actor looks virtually unchanged since his first big hit “Moonstruck” all the way back in 1987 — more “proof.” The seller is so confident that the person in the photo is Cage that he said: “Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands.” The photo was offered at a price of $1 million, but it has since been removed.
My friend Jennifer and I have a pretty hilarious but serious relationship. We plan on living together and she complains about the notion of it all the time even though I know she’s so excited to live with me. She’s pretty as hell, domestic, clean, and incredibly girly. My face is funny looking, I’m not domestic, I’m not clean, and I’m manly. So you know this shiz is gonna be hilarious. She gets annoyed about 3-5 times a week at our living situation…or more like me living with her. Here’s what goes down daily:
how we gonna share food
me: oh hell
me: can u just cook
and ill just entertain
Jennifer: are you kidding me
im not living with you
i know youre not even joking
cause thats whats its going to end up being
This conversation happens at least 3-5 times a week and she gets madd angry. I’ll copy them here every time it happens.
Me and my friend Jenna have a madd fiesty friendship…….feisty because she’s literally 3foot2in and weighs 5 lbs and she’s the feisty mother fudger on the planet. Our daily conversations and face to face interactions consist of us just bagging on each other to the point where people have to pull aside and ask us if our friendship is okay. Shiz is hilarious.
One of my favorite sites, Jezebel, wrote an article up about Victoria’s Secret’s new sexy list and all the actresses chosen were white and blond, well except for Beyonce but she was chosen as sexiest mom so who’s counting that? And I love how “sexiest tweeter” is even a category and ofcourse it went to a blondie.
The list below is everything that’s wrong with America and Hollywood. We are the effing melting pot of the effing world and you can’t even get 2 minorities on the list? ARE U SERIOUS!?
VS, I’m not buying your damn expensive underwear and bras anymore until you get a clue and change this damn ignorant list.
Sexiest Actress - Charlize Theron
Sexiest Legs - Stacy Keibler
Sexiest Bikini Body - Annalynne McCord
Sexiest Summer Style - Blake Lively
Sexiest Summer Hair - Ashley Benson
Sexiest Smile - Jessica Chastain
Sexiest Eyes - Jennifer Lawrence
Sexiest Lips - Amanda Seyfried
Sexiest Curves - Amber Heard
Sexiest Sense of Humor - Emma Stone
Sexiest TV Cast - Pretty Little Liars
Sexiest Mom - Beyonce
Sexiest Songstress - Britney Spears
Sexiest International Import - Diane Kruger
Sexiest Summer Glow - Olivia Wilde
Sexiest Cyber Star - Elin Kling of StylebyKling.com
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My scene partner and I sucked big time in class yesterday. We were the only two that really sucked major butt hole and we were stopped in the middle of our scene and our teacher looked at us and went,
"What’s going on here?"
And then shiz went down and we were served on a silver platter.
I was so distraught and mad at myself that my teacher pulled me aside and we spoke about what happened and why I was a failure yesterday in class.
In all honesty, my scene partner and I have the best chemistry in class and every week we’ve done this together we killed it so we thought we had it in the bag. Yesterday, was the first time we really performed it and it was so bad I could’ve cried.
I had one girl pat me on the back in sympathy like WTF.
He and I have been so cocky and riding on this “we’re the shiz” wave that we completely forgot to really hone down on it and understand the scene.
I got served a slice of humble pie last night and I deserved it and more.
Hey ellie a really good friend of mine just confessed his feelings for me and I want to date him but i dont know if i should. if i do date him and itdoesnt work out ill lose a friend for life cause ive never been friends with any of my exes (goodor bad breakup). Iknow you and your ex started out as friends (im a long timereader haha), so...was it worth it risking friendship for love? If u could turn back time do u wish u had remained friends instead?
I think dating friends is the best way to go but ofcourse there’s always the risk of losing the friendship. If you really feel for him and in your heart you know it’s right than take the risk. Life is short and your heart only gets tugged a few times in the span of it so take it by the horns and live, date, and love.
My ex and I have a very interesting relationship and now and it’s honestly because he’s so passive and laid back that we still remain good friends. He’s the one person I do not regret dating and I still love him dearly to this day.