May 2012
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I MISS MESSAGES INTO MY INBOX PEOPLE!
Make my day!
Anonymous asked: Ellie, that post about the "swagged out grandpa" had me lose a lot of respect for you. In no way is he "swaggy"... you know this. You took that picture to make fun of him being overweight. Had he been a slim/average-sized man with no portruding belly, no way in hell would you have posted that post or even bothered to take out your camera and snap a photo and call him...
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Nicolas Cage as a vampire
This is such a hilarious but old story. I don’t know why I never heard of it but I was hanging out with my friend last night and he told me about this and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Could Nicolas Cage be a vampire? A Civil War era photo that bears an eerie resemblance to Cage has sparked rumors that the actor is a real-life vampire. Cage has starred in “Vampire’s Kiss” and played a...
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backstabber
Jennifer just pasted me what Jenna just told her.
Jennifer: Jenna: JEN dont live with ellie
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jennifer
My friend Jennifer and I have a pretty hilarious but serious relationship. We plan on living together and she complains about the notion of it all the time even though I know she’s so excited to live with me. She’s pretty as hell, domestic, clean, and incredibly girly. My face is funny looking, I’m not domestic, I’m not clean, and I’m manly. So you know this shiz is...
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jenna
Jenna: i bought new running shoes
im so excited to work out today
me: thats nice
i wrote about you on my tumblr
Jenna: HAHAHA
FIRST OF ALL
im 5’2
can you fix that????
im not a midget!!
me: no
Jenna: i hate you
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jenna
Me and my friend Jenna have a madd fiesty friendship…….feisty because she’s literally 3foot2in and weighs 5 lbs and she’s the feisty mother fudger on the planet. Our daily conversations and face to face interactions consist of us just bagging on each other to the point where people have to pull aside and ask us if our friendship is okay. Shiz is hilarious.
Just thought...
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WatchDogs = the best thing ever created.
ugh
someone please buy me a gift card to nastygal.com PLEASE!!!!! So many things I want!!!!!!!!
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WatchShe is the CLASSIEST woman in the world, no doubt about that. Classy, sophisticated, intelligent, sexy, witty, and confident.
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No minorities allowed
One of my favorite sites, Jezebel, wrote an article up about Victoria’s Secret’s new sexy list and all the actresses chosen were white and blond, well except for Beyonce but she was chosen as sexiest mom so who’s counting that? And I love how “sexiest tweeter” is even a category and ofcourse it went to a blondie.
The list below is everything that’s wrong...
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alcoholic
David: wuttup
Sent at 1:22 PM on Tuesday
me: hi
David: how was ya weekend
Sent at 1:23 PM on Tuesday
me: good u
David: yeah it was cool
i was pretty drunk the whole time
um
Today I meant to write “uping the ante,” but it came out “umping the amte” because I didn’t know that it was prounced “uping the ante.”
Thanks Google for saving me from being an idiot today.
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sweating
I have a legit sweating problem. I need to get rid of some of my sweat glands. YUCK!
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DONATE!!!!!
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wordskeptsilent asked: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ELLIEEE!!!!!
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WatchThis is what I wanna do later down the road. Amazing story!
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humble
My scene partner and I sucked big time in class yesterday. We were the only two that really sucked major butt hole and we were stopped in the middle of our scene and our teacher looked at us and went,
“What’s going on here?”
And then shiz went down and we were served on a silver platter.
I was so distraught and mad at myself that my teacher pulled me aside and we spoke about...
Anonymous asked: Hey ellie a really good friend of mine just confessed his feelings for me and I want to date him but i dont know if i should. if i do date him and itdoesnt work out ill lose a friend for life cause ive never been friends with any of my exes (goodor bad breakup). Iknow you and your ex started out as friends (im a long timereader haha), so...was it worth it risking friendship for love? If u could...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever lied big time to your parent???????????????????????????
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bought this
I’ve been so busy reading books on acting, that I haven’t had the time to get back to reading real books, so I’m going to start again. Just bought this book & excited to delve into it!
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Quote
After I told my mom how I realized over my weekend trip how girly my friends are and how un girly I am she said to me, and this is legit the truth,
“Yeah, they’re like silk cloth and you’re like ……. a potato sack.”
I proceeded to stop my story and watched her hysterically laugh.
She never apologized.
Thanks mom!
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Not
I’m just not one of those girly girls. Don’t know what it is…I wish I was, but the truth of the matter is, I’m not.
Guy friend over the weekend,
“Ellie when I talk to you I feel like sometimes I’m just talking to a dude.”
This is just me or like my shirt says below,
Take it or leave it.
