1. Ryan Lochte is a complete Tool. Heaven’s Fair.

    http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

    Highlights:

    “I just want to be done,” he said on the drive to a nearby Hilton, steering his white Range Rover with his knee, sitting far down in the bucket seats, blasting Lil Wayne.

    “I want to be different, and fashion gives me that outlet to do that,” he said, lounging on a couch after a practice in loose basketball shorts, a T-shirt that read “Google Me” and black Dolce & Gabbana slippers.