I usually pass out in weird positions on my bed. My roommate and lover Jen always, always, always comes to my room and tells me to wash up before I sleep. I usually make some noises that sound like loud mumble jumble and then I sleep. I always wake up in the middle of the night to wash up and then I go back to bed. Here’s our convo this morning:
me: i washed upyesterdayand brushed my teeth!before i went to bed
Jennifer: hahahayeahand you wore a thong yesterday toowho are you?!
me: LOL!ive changed.
My roommate and I wake up the same time every morning to get ready for work. We shower, we brush our hair, and we put lotion on. When we’re done and we’re ready to walk out the door, she looks like a million bucks and I look like I didn’t shower.
Roommate Differences, this is my story.
Literally this week has ripped me a new butthole. My roommate sent me this email as a pick-me-up with this message:
Hi Dear,I know you’re super busy today but just wanted to send a smile your way. I just bought us this diesel 15 piece knife set, which I will use to cook us delicious meals.See you later tonight!
From working all day to taking night classes and commuting back to NJ has taken a huge toll on me. Last night my bus didn’t show and I had to walk to my car at 11:30 at night in the sweltering heat. I was texting my future roomie and here’s what she said: