Megan Lochte, in a 2008 appearance on a Maryland late night comedy talk show calledClosing Time, hosted by Baltimore-based comedian Mickey Cucchiella. Enjoy.
In this four and a half minute clip — shot after the Olympic Games in Beijing —Cucchiellasays to Megan, “Let’s talk about China. How long were you there?” Megan replies:
We were there for over a week. China was chinked out.
She then proceeds to use the word “chink” five more times, describing China as:
Cucchiella suggests Megan not use the word “chink,” and Megan argues:
But it, like, fits them, because they’re like, chinks!
In what seems to be a feeble and horrifically offensive attempt at comedy, Megan also says that Chinese people “drive like ninjas.” When Cucchiella points out that ninjas are Japanese, Megan says:
They’re whatever we want, they’re Asian.
As if things could not get worse, the sister of gold medal winner Ryan Lochte describes the Great Wall thusly:
The Great Wall is misnamed. [It should be called] like, fucking huge OCD fence.
She also says “I don’t know about the commies over there.”
Read the rest here and check out her Facebook on Jezebel.
I’m not even mad, I just feel sad for her.
“I just want to be done,” he said on the drive to a nearby Hilton, steering his white Range Rover with his knee, sitting far down in the bucket seats, blasting Lil Wayne.
“I want to be different, and fashion gives me that outlet to do that,” he said, lounging on a couch after a practice in loose basketball shorts, a T-shirt that read “Google Me” and black Dolce & Gabbana slippers.